scary storys

kids 4 and under
once a pona time 71 years ago on christmas eve 1:25 am mommy whens santa comming said the little girl well if ya get in bed now he will be here in no time said the mother o.k. WHACK!!! OUT OF NO WHERE the step dads skull stoped the machete but did not survive she buried him in the snow she looked at the ax but she did not use it she went in side to get her coate she went back out side the body was moved 1 foot the ax was gone............................................TO BE CONTINUED

The Dog Blog

My dog is as sweet as gold. She is two years old, cuter than heck. She likes to wiggle around whenever somebody rubs her tummy. She likes to go under little blanket tunnels. Her name is Lula. Lula U Byrd
U="Unyun"
About her:
Lula likes to play X Box
Her favorite hobby is collecting post stamps
Her favorite state is Saskatchewan
She likes to pop her own corn
She owns her own business
She has her own movie
Her grandma is like Lucinda from a 70's movie, "Touch of satan"
She has little lemonade stands-don't ever go there. It's not real lemonade
She is 4 pounds
Her favorite TV show is Pokeman. She has a crush on Pikachu
Her best friend is a dog named Maya
She calls me and my brother Cookies and Dirt and occasionally she calls us Poopy Poo Ninjas
That's it. From now on I will write daily...unless I'm busy.

The Brand New Blog

Hello. Sorry I haven't written in three weeks now. I have been really busy lately, so just if you come in here daily, there will be a new blog from now on everyday, but I can't promise you that. Sorry, I had somebody else type it for me. Tee hee hee giggle, giggle. Alright Mom you don't have to write everything I say. [typist note: She does.] Can you get me some chocolate milk? [typist note: She will after this blog.] From now on, she's my new assistant...to the regional manager. Goodbye.